Jered

A sadistic sociopathic misanthrope who has lost hope for mankind and believes that the human race as a whole has become corrupt and should be exterminated. He initially looks frail and weak but is actually self-trained in the arts of pugilism and dagger/knife wielding. He is well-educated, well-mannered, very disciplined, and has substantial knowledge relating to biology and human anatomy. Though he may have problems with recognizing and understanding non-verbal queues and lacks the capacity to maintain long engaging conversations, he is still an excellent communicator when it comes to writting text. He is usually harmless when ignored and respected but is fierce when faced with physical confrontation. Jered never tries to knock-out an adversary for he wants everyone who dares threathen him to suffer for as long as possible. He is normally seen walking silently and eerily alone in the dark areas where he resides in. (He is not Emo!)

His constant feeling of contempt towards others has attracted the attention of certain individuals and as of now, he is receiving psychiatric therapy and is well on his way into not only becoming a healthy individual, but also a gentleman destined live successful in life.

The name Jered derives from the Hebrew word "Yah-Rod" which means "Perpetual Leader"

A.
Shssh! Shut-up or Jered might hear you!
B.
Person: Hi Jered! *with a teasing accent*
Jered: Urgh, what do you want?
Person: Nothing *giggles like an idiot*
Jered: ... *clenches hands while forcing a smile*

by AcidicTangerine July 18, 2010

Jeffed up

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

by woo!party December 13, 2009

jerked

to get/give the run-around. to get played.

"i got jerked around!"

"quit jerkin' me around!"

"you got jerked!"

by calan November 20, 2003

jerediah

the coolest person and always ready to party

jerediah is the best person on earth

by hi 26737363535535 May 17, 2018

Jeffed

To have the world at your finger tips and throwing it all away;
To let one down

Really getting jeffed out here

by Kirkyardrailfan December 11, 2018

Jerked Chicken Taco

The act of whacking one's self off whilst giving a girl face.

Person1: Man that Jerked Chicken Taco was awesome.

Person2: Eh, a little too fishy for me.

by Chimeratech Overpwn January 10, 2009

jered

jered is a person that is loved bye everyone and i loved someone named jered. but its someone u never want to lose and i cant stop thinking about him he will always be bye your side even when u are scared he will always care about u and is hot as fuck . and i love jered alot

jered is amazing.

by megan tegland May 23, 2018