Jemus

uh..you'd have had to be there I guess. Well it's sort of a messed up word for Jesus which means that it isn't Jesus at all it's just a... well sorta kinda like a knock-off Jesus.. $2.50 Wal*Mart brand. Being called a Jemus is one of the highest forms of flattery there ever was.

Faithe is such a cool Jemus llama-lover.

by grr33n August 11, 2004

jetpuff

the ugliest thing you will ever see. this thing does have a super hot mom tho. Her mother was a hamster and her father smelt of elderberries. When you see her you will probably die.

Her hair is the dirtiest, greasiest, most shit like thing you have ever seeen. besides shit. Speaking of shit, she eats a lot of it.

ewww that ugly thing looks like jetpuff!

by jon and dakota and ben April 28, 2010

jumpup

jump up is a type of drum and bass

often referred to as clown step , people also say its the happy hardcore 0f drum and bass. i dont agree with either of the last two statements jumpup rules

by boonking July 6, 2011

jemp

The act of slapping a male's testicles against a woman's chin.

Dude I was jemping her so hard her little sister started dancing to the beat.

by megasaurass July 12, 2010

Jewpuss

A jewpuss is a women whom will not give you any booty. Or if your women wont give you any booty, she is jewpussing you. Lack of effort on the females part to give you some booty.

When Sally told Bob she didnt want to because she had a headache, Bob mumbled "jewpuss" under his breath.

by Don J August 8, 2007

jemples

to be jealous of a person's dimples

oh my god, i am so jemples

by Munchkinx3 November 13, 2011

jumpulse

A suddenly applied finite force.

Jumpulse is the new physics foundation describing applied force. While Newton only studied passive forces for the planetary motion. All human and animal motions start with jumpulse, a finite force. Jumpulse is needed for touch and prolonged contact in sports, where a jumpulse is applied with precise timing.

by post-science September 17, 2012