Well jel

'Well' is this case means 'very', 'jel' is an abreviaton for 'jealous' therefore 'well jel' means 'very jealous'

Person 1: How was your weekend?
Person 2: Great! I slept with Ben
Person 1: I'm well jel!

by ChocolateCoveredEskimo April 5, 2012

Well Jel

Abbreviation of very jealous. Most commonly used in Essex in the UK and became well known after the tv show 'The Only Way Is Essex' aired. sometimes even more abbeviated to just jel.

friend 1:"omg! I got all of Coldplays autographs!"

friend 2:"I'm well jel!"

by cocoloco1234 February 14, 2012

hellza jel jel

Your boyfriend/girlfriend getting so mad and wanting to whoop everyones ass for talking or looking at you.

"dat bro iz not talkin to u gril....i'm fukin hellza jel jel up in this bitch"

Or

"dat mothafucka bettr stop talkin 2 u cos i'm getting hellza jel hel"

by Hayley12 September 24, 2007

soo jel

A phrase coined by Stephanie Gibson circa 2004. To be very very jealous.

dbj. "Don't be Jel!"

I just ate the most amazing cupcakes, you're soo jel.

by DanniCupcake March 24, 2008

def-jel

to be definitly jealous of something or someone.

"omg she has such perfect hair! i'm SOOO def-jel!"

"you got an A on that test?! yeah, i'm def-jel"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

poggy.jel

A random tiktoker who posts about roblox and is trans

Have you seen poggy.Jel’s acc?
No how come?
They have just posted!!

by Hi Dom Let Me Touch You September 7, 2021

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016