Thomas Jefferson

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Jeffurium

The -1st element in the periodic table. The element contains -1 protons but has infinite mass. It is the strongest element in the universe and instantly annihilates any matter it touches. While it is a rare element, it is usually found within a star in the Jeffurious constellation, discovered by Jeffury. So far humans have only managed to contain a stable form of Jeffurium for a quadrillionth of a second.

Hopefully scientists in the future don’t use Jeffurium as a weapon of mass destruction.

by Jeffury December 19, 2019

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.

Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

by Justin gives blow jobs to men December 7, 2021

Jeffrey Dean Morgan

The sexiest man ever. Good friends with Norman Reedus, and looks wonderful when carrying Lucille.

"Damn, Jeffrey Dean Morgan holds that baseball bat like nobody's business!"

by BigBoi492649 June 28, 2018

Jeffrey Epstein

didn't kill himself.

Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.

by mitt namn January 9, 2020

Room Temperature Jeffrey

When one defecates from the top of a ladder onto someone beneath it. The feces hypothetically reaches room temperature once it strikes the recipient. Popularly used as a form of punishment.

Tom: Hey Jeff, it's Tom! What's goin' on?

Jeff: Tom, you didn't match your numbers for this quarters counts.

Tom: Don't worry about it, I'll get 'em done later.

Jeff: You were supposed to have them done yesterday.

Tom: So? You think I care? Have Mike do it then.

Jeff: That's it Tom, get under the ladder.

Tom: C'mon Jeff, please don't.

Jeff: Too bad, under the ladder!

Tom: No, Jeff! Please! I didn't mean it!

Jeff: *grunts*

*splat*

NEXT DAY...

Ralph: Hey Tom... whew... you smell bad.

Tom: Yeah... I got a Room Temperature Jeffrey yesterday.

Ralph: What's that?

by UrbanProphet July 29, 2009