Jeezus

A corrupted spelling of Jesus, especially when used as a swear word.

Aw Jeezus, I pissed my shorts again.

by LudwigVan December 6, 2003

Jeezuz

1) another way to use the exclamation Jesus spelt differently but pronunced the same.

2) NOT the son of God, this word is useful to use because it doesn't offend Christians because it has a different spelling and a different meaning to our Lord Jesus Christ.

3) what i say when i'm really pissed off or surprised at something

1) JEEZUZ! Look at that!

2) Child: "Jeezuz was the son of God."
Teacher: "No he wasn't, Jesus was the son of God"

3) JEEZUZ FUCKING CRIST IM PISSED OFF

*deliberate use of 'crist' so as not to offend anyone at all...arent i nice*

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds August 25, 2004

Jeebus Nazi

A Christian Fundamentalist who blindly follows the whims of evangilists(who also qualify as Jeebus Nazis) into hateful bouts of discrimination, prejusice, and overall moronic behavior.

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson are Jeebus Nazis, as are many of their followers.

by Jeff Chislett May 26, 2004

jeezus

A word used in vain instead of Jesus, because well, you never know man, you never know.

Jeezus man, that's some str8 bullshit

by Sajai K. November 18, 2004

jeesus

reee you heckin normies

i luv jeesus

by jeesus_ himself March 8, 2019

oh jeezums

another way of saying "oh sh*t" or "oh f*ck" but it sounds better

a glass falls on your foot, you yell very loud "oh jeezums"

by Smart thinker March 16, 2010

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019