A sexual move where one person completely inserts his or her nose into their partner's asshole, and then thrusts their head in and out of the asshole vigorously (Basically banging the person with your nose). Also called a "shnoz fuck". Orgin: Jacksonville, North Carolina
"The crazy bitch was a nypho in the sack, so I decided to do a Jacksonville Javelin on her asshole. She loved it, but the shit stank."
by Motard76 March 5, 2009
Get the Jacksonville Javelin mug.To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"
"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010
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javalin • Javelin • Javelin Catching • Javulin • Jacalin • janaline • javain • Javalistic • javelina • Javeline
used to describe people who have traits such as kind, compassionate, hilarious, sweet, honest, creative, and most importantly lovely, these are the kind of people who you'd love to have in your life, and learn many lifelong lessons from them. Alternatively it could be used to describe things like food, situations, weather etc. in which case it simply means amazing
by welcomebotluci May 6, 2023
Get the Javalistic mug.N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.
At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.
by parralax42 December 9, 2010
Get the The Slippery Javelin mug.A position in the Olympics in which a country nominates the town idiot or asshole to try to catch javelins in the javelin toss competition.
by O Jonny Boy August 14, 2008
Get the Javelin Catcher mug.jävlin is an insult in the Swedish language. It's the worst kind of person, usualy male. Someone that does stuff just to piss others off and goes around making threats to others.
That jävlin owes me fifty dollars
If Albert doesn't stop being a jävlin, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
If Albert doesn't stop being a jävlin, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.
by fromjävlinwithlove June 21, 2010
Get the jävlin mug.When you put your mouth over a guys penis when he is soft, as if you are deep-throating, and then wait for him to get hard and he pelvic thrusts with a force greater or equal to the eruption of Mt. Vesuvius, impaling ones throat.
Alternatively,
When you force a person's mouth over your penis when it's soft and you become hard thus causing them to gag and tearing their throat lining causing a series of recurring hospital visits.
Alternatively,
When you force a person's mouth over your penis when it's soft and you become hard thus causing them to gag and tearing their throat lining causing a series of recurring hospital visits.
Did you hear Ron javelined Katie this weekend?
Bill would love to javelin Tim in bed but Tim isn't into it.
Sam wants to be javelined but they are waiting for someone special.
A Javelin can be a welcome surprise or not.
Bill would love to javelin Tim in bed but Tim isn't into it.
Sam wants to be javelined but they are waiting for someone special.
A Javelin can be a welcome surprise or not.
by Squeege in the eye November 25, 2020
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