happy jappy

A word that explains happiness.

I was happy jappy about the test score.

by deathscream94 November 7, 2007

Jippy Jappy

When a man inserts his penis down another man's penis.

"Hey Pete, do you facy some jippy jappy?"
"What's that Pete"
"That's when a man put's his dick into another man's dick"
"Oh, of course, lets jippy jappy"

by Andy Hayton an Ed Armstrong January 17, 2007

jippy jappy

a word used by the DTC during ''who dunnit?'' the meaning is irrelevant, however it is a comical phrase and is highly amusing. Usually mentioned with Ellen Grey?!, Daisy Or Of Course, Masseys Mum.

Mush: Hey, 1, 8 & 4.
DTC: Expain?
Mush: Daisy Had Jippy Jappy With Masseys Mum.

by ilovepoo July 31, 2007

smelly jappy

a smelly japseye on your penis often white

oi dude you have a smelly jappy I ccan smell it over the phone

by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016

joppy

(a fusion of joy and happy): when you are happy because someone else is happy, also called sympathetic joy. Other languages have a word for it already, e.g. mudita in Sanskrit

Look at the happy couple. Aren't they great? It makes me feel so joppy.

by Danlod2 November 11, 2022

jippy jake

1. A douchebag. A paid or part time firefighter/medic that likes to tell others of how important he is and that he can solve all of life's emergency needs.

2. Jippy Jake has all the training, fresh out of the academy, with maybe 3 to 5 years of diluted experience and wants to help... Only he hasn't the slightest fucking clue of what he's suppose to be doing.

3. Jippy Jake likes to belittle the public he is suppose to be serving and spends countless hours on social media and on his ass at the station, trash talking volunteers and paid on call firefighters and EMTs.

4. Jippy Jake will never talk shit in person. He is a coward and doesn't want to get his ass beat by the real Firefighters. He never actually even takes vitals on medical calls nor lifts a finger on fire calls, again, clueless coward.

E24C: "who is that sitting on his ass in the third due apparatus while everyone else is tending to injured and putting out the fire?"

Batt2: "That's Parnell, he's a Jippy Jake bitch pretending to be important, his own guys don't even want him on scene."

by Chits_gettin-real June 29, 2014

Japsycho

A male or transtesticle being who gets a kick out of inserting different types of objects in through his pee hole before ejaculating on to them. It is believed that the first person to become a registered "japsycho" was a homosexual butler from Norwich who in the late 1800 was found inserting his masters toothbrush deep in his urethra whilst staring at a damp patch on the ceiling and uncontrollably moaning in an aggressive manner. After the incident the butler was arrested, but he wasn't charged after he claimed he couldn't look at certain objects without getting a stiffy and feeling the need to stick them up himself. After people got a whiff of the butlers story and his masters youngest son got a whiff of that toothbrush, more a more japsycho's started to pop up out of nowhere, popping all sorts of different objects out from their penises. It is said that after realising how difficult it is to insert an object as large as an amputee's peg leg in though a male urethra, it is possible that they may make it an olympic sport, but the chances of that are lower than a midgets waistline.

Keith: I heared that Leroy got kicked out of the rave by security for sticking a glowstick down his pee hole.
Derrick: I know I heared! Poor Leroy... He can't help being a japsycho!
Keith: I know I do feel for him... I wonder what happened with that glowstick though?

by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023