by PurpleMurple22 September 16, 2020
Get the Fat Jonzing mug.1. To partake in some kind of sexual activity, as in a Kurt Vonnegut novel.
2. To perform dangerous, high-speed, or otherwise extreme activities while listening to free-form jazz. Result: absolute euphoria.
2. To perform dangerous, high-speed, or otherwise extreme activities while listening to free-form jazz. Result: absolute euphoria.
1: I have a lot of homework to work on tonight...but I would much rather be jazzing some broad at a party.
2: Would you care to go jazz-boating this weekend? It's a sport where high-society freeform jazz meets Jackass, in which one swings from a pole on a speeding boat by a rope attached to the ankle while listening to Ornette Coleman through Sony MDR-XB700 headphones.
2: Would you care to go jazz-boating this weekend? It's a sport where high-society freeform jazz meets Jackass, in which one swings from a pole on a speeding boat by a rope attached to the ankle while listening to Ornette Coleman through Sony MDR-XB700 headphones.
by TheHumbug January 11, 2012
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Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"
"epic jang bro"
2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "
3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "
"your like the high risk jang champion dude"
3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture
4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
"epic jang bro"
2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "
3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "
"your like the high risk jang champion dude"
3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture
4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story
by Jangalang Vincent Van Brosef August 5, 2011
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Person 2 (to person 3): PERSON 1 HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT
Person 3: Stop janaing
Person 2 (to person 3): PERSON 1 HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT
Person 3: Stop janaing
by The Migz March 4, 2015
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Jacob was Janning his way into coding his Game!
Oh, don’t be Jannin’ It. We need to finish this properly!
Jacob was Janning his way into coding his Game!
Oh, don’t be Jannin’ It. We need to finish this properly!
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