jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

jacked up

Refers to pricing of items for sale. Generally implies that the marked price is higher than the item is worth for marketing reasons (to get a higher discounted sale price), or raised due to high demand (gouge price).

Some sale! These prices are all jacked up!
The car price is jacked up $3000 over list because no one has any left on the lot!

by KP: July 11, 2006

jacked up truck

country folks use the term jacked up truck meaning it's a lifted truck that has some dang nice tires to go along with it for muddin

city slicker: hey why is thart truck lifted up so high?
redneck: thats a jacked up truck whatchu think??!!!

by rererererererereredneck March 7, 2017

jacked up

The look of a muscular, athletic body.

Bruce Lee's physique was really jacked up.
Arnold looked really jacked up in "Pumping Iron".

by Rev. Sully June 12, 2007

Jacked Up

(v.) To get "jacked up" is to be altered in a fashion that is undesirable or not to normal working condition(Ex. 1). Could also be something completely undesirable, such as an event(Ex 2). Also could be used as slang for being in a fight...and losing(Ex. 3).

(n.) A truck(or car) with a lift kit. Most likely a 4x4 pickup truck. Mainly used as slang by people from rural areas(Ex 4).

1. Man this screwdriver is jacked up! See that bend in it?
2. The water bill is 300 dollars? That is jacked up!
3. Dude did you see John after that fight lastnight? He got jacked up!
4. "Yeah the parking lot is muddy, can't get to the door. I take my Jacked Up and drop it down in four-by-four." -Drink In My Hand by Eric Church.

by Mastercat 001 October 22, 2011

jacked up

To get absolutely annhilated in a football hit.

Donovan McNabb got JACKED UP!

by Mike January 9, 2004

jacked up

Unlike what Chandra believes, this term refers to muscular people.

That guy is jacked up! He must work out 24/7!

by daboss43 August 11, 2012