by ribbyLAL March 30, 2011
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by mrsg September 1, 2013
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When stress caused by being roasted by Alex Andrews (@stevejobspams on instagram) in front of his two friends causes you to have a full blown spasm and lose all will to live.
Alex just had the enourmous courage to write nasty things about me, privately on the internet :'(. This Andrews aneurysm is so bad I think I want to die
by Alex Andrews killed me😭 January 13, 2017
Get the Andrews Aneurysm mug.Hysteria or an emotional core meltdown or freakout brought on by the behavior of one's male spouse, significant other, fiance, boyfriend, lover, or booty call.
When Derek stood Janine up she had a maneurysm and you could hear her at the end of the block.
God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
God, don't have a maneurysm; I'm sure he'll call you.
by Theo June 22, 2006
Get the maneurysm mug.The result of the things men will say or do that cause their partner to become very annoyed/frustrated/angry, to the point where said partner appears to undergo a slight stroke; visibly pausing and wincing painfully, with the occasional accompanying incoherent murmur. Though often a result of manuriosity, can be triggered by other factors such as callous, selfish, thoughtless or dickish behaviour, bad puns and lame jokes.
Her: I'm out of tampons, can you pick some up for me on the way home?
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Him: Just make some out of cotton balls and dental floss.
or
Her: I fell into the toilet cause you left the seat up again!
Him: What? Gravity's on YOUR side you know.
General response:
Her: Uugh...ah!
Him: You okay baby?
Her: Yes, just... just a maneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
by TheMaelstrom September 14, 2013
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by Mr. Biatch Owner! May 5, 2005
Get the aneurysm mug.A male version of the traditionally female hissy fit. Maneurysms are often disproportionately exaggerated and/or hostile responses to fairly calm and un-hostile situations.
"Did you see Reginald III at the soiree this Wednesday past?"
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
"I most certainly did. He had a complete and utter maneurysm after Fifi spilled her sparkling cider on his business-casual shirt."
by Stacherella December 12, 2009
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