by Yeamyboy November 29, 2019

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by the donuter September 26, 2019

to gratify one's self in a lonely, yet dignified manner; and lasting an uneccessary amount of time. This process usually occurs many times in one day, often to soft rock or catchy pop songs.
I don't have a girlfriend, so i spent all last saturday Jamesing; almost to the point of dehydration.
by Boccob April 26, 2011

To exaggerate a statement to the point of complete BULL CRAP, followed by a futile attempt of covering up by using random figures, numbers and references.
James- Hey guys I can get you all new airsoft guns. Hey Kayvon want 3 MP5s? Actually no, how about 4 with 3,248 BBs. I get a 97.481% discount and II Sports.
by Amanda_Hugnkiss March 16, 2004

by janeeehhh August 12, 2008

When your hot wife is away, or you are unable to have sex for a while, you stoop down too far and have sex with someone(thing) completely odd to make up for lost time.
Brandon served a 6 month prison term and to clean the violent butt sex from his memory, he quickly Jesse Jamesed it with the first tatted up crack whore he could find.
by bb butt fantasy March 19, 2010
