Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

by Roffman October 14, 2009

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jamarcus

(n) An extremely inaccurate throw or a person who makes such a throw.

(v) To make an extremely inaccurate throw.

Comes from LSU and Oakland Raiders quarterback JaMarcus Russell, who despite being a highly touted prospect and the #1 NFL Draft pick in 2007, had an extremely unproductive NFL career due to his inaccurate passes and was out of the league after the 2009 season.

In the 1993 All-Star Game, Randy Johnson unleashed a jamarcus that sailed three feet over the head of John Kruk.

After she caught me banging her sister, my girlfriend chucked a shoe at my head, but fortunately she jamarcused it and broke the window instead of nailing me in the dome piece.

We would have won that cornhole game if Jimmy hadn't been such a jamarcus. He only hit the board three times in the entire game!

by Nicholas D January 5, 2012

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jamarqus

A very intelligent person who will always be there for you when you need help

"Jamarqus will never walk away from helping a friend in need."

by MidnightWhisper27 October 9, 2013

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Jamarious

Very sexy guy, but very obnoxiuos and conceited.

I would like him he wasn't a Jamarious.

by Chabria December 3, 2006

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jakarius

Usually a short black guy. Very fun to be around and gets in a lot of trouble. This person is welled like my guys and loved by girls. He usually chooses to keep girls guessing and teasing them.

My boyfriend acts like Jakarius.

by Jamster from tampa May 25, 2009

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