jasping

Jasping is Welsh code for shagging sheep. Typically this act involves the use of Wellington Boots.

i was jasping for air, in the way my grandfather taught me.

by Yav69 July 23, 2017

Jaaping

When a cool and charismatic dude or chick at work is joining a call or a meeting, interrupting the flow with their powerful presence, constant teasing and by turning everything into a witty joke.

Karens usually just freeze or go to awkward explanations that are totally unnecessary.

The call was so boring that I couldn't help but start Jaaping to cheer myself up.

Can't wait for my boss to join the meeting, he is always Jaaping it right away. just watch Karen's face when he does that!

by magnifiqueen May 1, 2022

Japping

Your partner will smash a glass and insert a shard of glass into the mans erect penis via the jap's eye (urethral opening). They'll then make you cum, the sensation is orgasmic, bloody and painful all at the same time.

I hear Old John loves a good Japping on a Wednesday night

by RoundHouseCV July 17, 2023

Jalking

Jumping and talking with someone/a friend in a video game.

Whats it called when you just jump around and talk with someone in a game?
Jalking.

by TheGuyThatCodes November 5, 2023

japping

The act of forcefully switching ones ethnicity to Japanese.
Often requires restraint of the jappee, requires numerous hours of "convincing"
chair sold separately

person 1: look at that asian guy over there
person 2: oh yeah, i know him. I just released him from the 8 hour japping session
person 1: I wanna jap that girl :)

by foreskin_farm32 February 5, 2024

Jalting

The act of pouring molten wax down into the head of the penis, then violently masturbating until ejaculation, so the semen builds up in the shaft and eventually ruptures the penis from the inside.

Doctor: So... how did this happen?
Patient: Uhmm, last night i was jalting before dinner, and i kind of went beast mode, so it kinda... you now.
Doctor: Ha, well that makes two of us.

by cr81d March 3, 2024

Japping

To jerk off your vaginal flaps

Person 1 : "What did you do last night?"

Person 2 : "Oh you know, just japping it all night long"

Person 1 : "That sounds so fun!"

by MazatheMilk March 7, 2026