Jairo

God, insanely powerful being.

I am close to a Jairo

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Jairo

Extreme. That feeling you get when you're playing chicken with a steam locomotive. You stare it down as your heart pumps liquid courage through your veins. You feel weightless yet the ground you stand on sinks beneath your feet from the weight of how awesome you are. The train, a few feet from crashing into you, derails itself like the pussy it is and crashes off the side of a cliff.

I gave it to her Jairo style. She needed a hip replacement.

When I'm about to bang the hell out of a girl Jairo style, I bring crutches, a wheelchair and I set up a health insurance plan in her name. Girls think my Jairo ways are romantic.

by God creator of all you see October 30, 2009

Jairo

uhm, me, obviously. Seeing how my name is Jairo?

Holy shit, My name is Jairo xD

by Jairo Rafael Lopez April 9, 2005

Jairo

theme song: so fresh and so clean
looks like a terrorist.
:)

(jairo walks into a silent airport)

Theme song plays

Guard 1: What should we do, he looks threatening...

Guard 2: He's almost to cool to arrest!

by Fear me, i am your Maker. September 26, 2010

Jairo

A.

very intoxicated, often while partying heavily and acting beligerantly.

"I got way too jairo last night, i blacked out and broke that girl's mom's expensive ivory samurai sword"

by orobus July 8, 2006

Jairo

Hydro said with a spanish accent.

Con un toque de la jairo, y un paseson de lavada

by Ver Gansito November 26, 2010

jaroline

A fusion of the body and soul of the parties concerned. Usually occurs between people who live on the same floor and results in mutual annoyance of their roommates.

"Hey have you seen Caroline?"

"Don't you mean Jaroline?"

by Carmen December 15, 2004