Mick Jagger

The God of All Things Sexual. Also the lead singer of the rock band The Rolling Stones.

Mick Jagger, please, let your full-lipped beauty rain upon my sad, pathetic, worthless life. Enlighten me with your boyish grin and messy brown hair. Let my lowered head hear your sexy voice sing out.

Amen.

by The Morgan Stone December 9, 2008

Jaggedat

In the form of a question, inquiring the location of your jacket

It is cold outside, where is my jaggedat?

by reaperrose October 27, 2009

Swagger Jagger

Swagger Jagger.

A shit, pointless song with stupid lyrics made by Cher Lloyd

Me: You heard that song Swagger Jagger?
You: Yeah, it's fucking shit.

by BeZeee July 5, 2011

jaget

The worst insult you can call someone

Dont be a jaget

by NotXander January 8, 2019

Jagged Annie

Female genitalia. Have only ever heard this phrase used by Sex Pistols' guitarist Steve Jones, whilst on an American Radio Station. Possibly originating from South London & The Home Counties circa 1960s, though sounds of a much earlier century, perhaps 18th?

(to female caller on live Radio Show)
"Have you got a hairy Jagged Annie?"

by chris wheelie April 21, 2005

jaggerbomb

A drink which consists of Red Bull mixed with Jagermeister.

Let's jaggerbomb that shit.

Lets do a jaggerbomb.

Can I have a jaggerbomb?

by Shady__ December 9, 2008

JagJet

A meeting at work when your attendance is mandatory but ultmitaley pointless and a waste of everyones time.

Luke - "Are you coming to the pub at lunchtime ?"

Terry - "I can't I have got a 3 Oclock JagJet"

by NotAnnuvvaOne September 22, 2010