Jacob Sartorius

A thirteen year old baby who wears makeup and is obviously autotuned in his singing. His entire fan database consists of ten-year-old girls. My best friends little sister is in love with him and will KILL anybody who disses the supposedly ''bae'' '' singer.'' Jacob Sartorius pouts/poses in pictures like a 20-yr-old and doesn't know how to create thoroughly or even partially enjoyable ''music.''
Jacob Sartorius Fangirl: Oh my Godiva chocolate. Jacob Sartorius is bae!! He is sooooo BAE!!!❤❤❤
by emthesmølchild July 01, 2016
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An irrelevant rat that thinks he can sing
Person 1: have you heard Jacob Sartorius' new song?

Person 2: yes he's such a rat!!!
by fakeyouout May 04, 2016
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More like "Jacob saggytits". He is possibly the worst, cringy kid to become famous. When his "fangirls" are screaming for him
Fangirl: OMG I love Jacob Sartorius

Me: I fuckin give up with this world 😑
by Futurenese November 02, 2016
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I saw Jacob Sartorius. I want to drink bleach
by Do The Mario March 06, 2017
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"God, Jacob Sartorius is so hot!"
"Um, he's a total Fuckboy."
by lerp-a-derp May 27, 2017
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Rolf Jacob Sartorius

A 14 year old boy known for his Musical.ly's, and his songs: Sweatshirt, Hit or Miss, and, All my friends.
I don't like Jacob Sartorius.
by barney and friends hi November 06, 2016
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A talentless weasel who is became internet famous for making videos on the musical.ly app. His fame also spread to his instagram and twitter, he is an apparently online sensation for no reason. He has no talent or good looks but somehow he's become a member of magcon, and the target of affection for millions of pre-pubescent middle school girls.
Oh gosh, look at that guy over there, he thinks he's so handsome but really he's talentless. Someone needs to tell him to stop acting like Jacob Sartorius.
by Julicakes1 March 11, 2016
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