jackwag

Any person of little significance that for one reason or another does not deserve your time or attention.

If you want people to bid on your lunch date, you need to make your time more exclusive. Stop opening up your schedule to all these jackwags.

by kaotron October 21, 2011

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010

jackwatt

The biggest kid in the playground; a kind of nerd bully.

Walker just destroyed my sand castle- he is such a jackwatt!

by philcon April 20, 2011

jackadandy

Also spelled "jack-a-dandy".

An old term referring to a "dandy" - an upstanding, fashionable man - that flaunts their class and fashion.
The term "dandy" itself has no negative denotation.

"That guy keeps telling everyone his fashion sense is the best. He's such a jackadandy!"

by Robert Walpole June 15, 2017

jackdad

Cross jacking off with your dad/ your friend’s dad

hey dad, I have already finished my homework, can we jackdad?

by Alphonso Schwanker March 22, 2021

jackwaggon

Someone who doesn't know how to spell wagon or comes from the UK.

You: omg, that idiot riding the skateboard down that hill with no helmet is such a freakin' jackwaggon.
Me: you mean jackwagon?
You: no, I'm british.
Me: no you aren't.
You: shut up jackwagon.

by SallySoWhat March 26, 2012

Jackwagon

A useless piece of equipment, usually military, used to refer to a mule-drawn freight wagon which had been pieced together from dicarded or substandard parts, and subject to frequent breakdowns. Jackwagons typically were good for only one or two uses, then abandoned or discarded along roadsides and in ditches, and were often re-cannibalized to create new jackwagons.

"Maybe we should trot on over to mambypamby land and get you som confidence - you jackwagon!" Geico commercial

by LTC's Daughter-in-law December 27, 2010