jackstack

A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.

My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.

by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007

Jackytan

Lookin' real tan and ripped,

:leans over in class:
Bro1: "bro your lookin jackytan today"
:looks at self:
Bro2:"bro, thanks bro"

by chadbrochill23435 January 31, 2010

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009

the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

Jamistain

A rude name to call someone with the name Jamison. They will get mad and tell you to go to sleep if you call them Jamistain.

Israel: What's up, Jamistain?

Jamison: Bro go to sleep

by BigMamaBS June 2, 2023

Andy Jacksoning

When you project your desire for a father onto slightly older men.

Paul: “Roger is totally Andy Jacksoning Simon”

Amy: “Yeah that’s so messed up. He must be really insecure”

by Garry Guns November 26, 2019