Jackson Pollock

When you shit into a girls vagina and then she squats over a canvas and sprays the shit onto the canvas, you hang it on the wall and jerk off to it.

After art class we went back to my place and enjoyed a jackson pollock, my house still stinks but my dick is raw.

by Nick St Clair September 14, 2009

Jackson Pollocks

Bollocks. Balls. Nuts.

Fiddle-de-dee! I just put my Jackson Pollocks through the paper shredder. How embarassing.

by Theeph May 28, 2003

Jackson Pollock

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.

Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

by Gerald McFannigan. January 27, 2009

Jackson Pollock

1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.

2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.

Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.

Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.

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by Pervasive D2 January 12, 2011

Jackson Pollock

To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.

As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.

by WFRO January 21, 2018

Jackson Pollock

A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.

I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.

by ArtGhetto September 6, 2020

Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it

Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.

by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023