jazzmonkey

a young skinny male, who has the common characteristics of a an unathletic classroom geek, maintaining his street credability and ensuring urban survival through humour, projected outwardly but more commonly humour is aimed directly at the subject both physically and mentally.

the jazzmonkey proceeded to dance isolated on the dancefloor maintaiing a source of pure entertainment for all around

by twinkletoes July 20, 2003

Jackmonkeyfuck

All access term for masturbation, a boner, an orgasm, or ejaculation. (Male or Female term)

Bob got an epic boner in class so he had to crawl into his locker and jackmonkeyfuck.

(Or: Bob got an epic jackmonkeyfuck in class so he had to crawl into his locker and masturbate.)

Her mom is too fat to get any, so she spends all day jackmonkeyfucking.

He told me he got a hot slut last night and jackmonkeyfucked all over her face.

I watched my girlfriend jackmonkeyfuck last night.

by Zadion October 23, 2009

Jackdonkey

Used by people to curse without actually cursing by using donkey as a synonym for ass.

He's a total jackdonkey!

by Matthew678 February 5, 2019

Jerkmonkey

1. An unlikeable person of questionable integrity and personal hygene

2.A person believed to be in a primative state of evolution as well as exhibiting an unlikeable personality

All americans are is a bunch of jerkmonkeys.

by Cambo December 1, 2004