Jasinskied

This is when a man or a woman is blacked out drunk and is taken home to have sex with a casual encounter from the bar. The Jasinskier then proceeds to have sex with unsuspecting individual. Finishes and falls asleep immediately upon personal, not mutual orgasm. During sleep the Jasinskier will piss the bed, wake up in the morning and leave without a trace, besides the pissy bed of course.

I took this really drunk guy home last night and totally got Jasinskied!

by thejasinski September 30, 2010

jaboinkin

Jaboinkins are super Chad's from birth. These guys or gals can be the biggest jerks on the planet and still be loved by all. The have insane luck despite their awful decisions and will make you doubt the existence of karma.

"Josh is such a Jaboinkin. He seems like the worst person on the planet yet everything goes his way."

by SpirantGalaxy February 12, 2021

Jazwinski

Good guy.

Aye I like that Jazwinski kid

by Yalalalala June 12, 2021

Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.

"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"

by ed hart May 8, 2006

hablinski

An obnoxious Candian Jew that acts with stereotypical white boy swag, and is more fake than the entire body of Bruce Jenner.

*A person that everyone hates walks into a room* "Damn it!" "Who invited a Hablinski?"

by Anonymous CTS October 13, 2015

Jablonski

When someone has a lack of skill in a certain subject.

"Look, he can't drive a truck, what a Jablonski!"

by MuddySock March 26, 2017

Jablonski

Thinking you'll podium in your race but then getting 5th place.

Dude did you podium?

No I totally Jablonski'd and didn't podium

Rough bro

by Ballz2TheWall March 4, 2017