poo jabbing

poo jabbing refers to the act of anal sex
sticking a penis up an asshole

i enjoy poo jabbing
he poo jabbed me
we poo jabbed each other

by sweet kitty September 8, 2006

Jabbin'

Jabbing or jabbin' is when a guy rolls over in the morning and attempts to wake up the sexy piece of ass beside him by repeatedly poking her with his boner. It's a fun way to coax a girl, or boy, into another round of last night's torrid interaction -- or finish business Monsieur Whiskey Dick may have put a stop to. (A popular strategy and perhaps your last chance to part ways with a fair to moderate sexual reputaion).

Jabbin: Best used with a connotation to one-night-stands, often used by men in a stale marriage, always used in reference to morning wood and currently leading Folgers in the polls for 'best part of waking up'.

I woke up with prime morning wood so started jabbin' on this chicks butt - just poking around, ya know - and she rolled over with a smile!

by sensuousDilJob September 27, 2012

Beet Jobbins

Beet Jobbins is a measure of swag, with the highest level being pearl jobbins.

Dude, that pizzah is so beet jobbins. Like pearl jobbins.

by lord earl May 30, 2014

jabbing

1.the art of hitting on a woman will mild complements and flirtatious words. keeping it short and sweet. never giving her the feeling that she is being hit on, because she's getting jabbed ;)

2. small punches that do little to no harm, but gets the job done in a boxing match.

3.to get a feel for a woman's personality by asking her simple questions and giving her a clever response to her answer. bitches love when you listen.

4. Very short intellectual words, phrases or jokes that leave little to no room for female to think. therefore melting her brain and controlling her every thought. bitches loved being controlled.

1.Chonie_26 "hey man did you get that girls number"

RHett_69 "yup" i was jabbin her all night and she gave it up"
2. Oneal_45 "hey lets go jabbing tonight"
3. george_22 "i jab all day errrday"
4. mike_jones" hey lets go hit on some chicks tonight"

Paul_wall " no mike i do not hit on girls, its too cliche, lets go jabbing"

5. Brett27 " ive been jabbing this chick all semester and she still wont fuck me.

6.jason_99 "i have a girlfriend, doesnt mean i cant jab other girls ;)"

7. Nicker_bokers33 " hey man i don appreciate you jabbing my girlfriend.

by C_Money27 January 12, 2014

Jabbing

A verbal attack or "jab" usually made my a beady.

Beady been jabbing- "Well, you certainly enjoy your food don't you?"
"You looked f*cked mate"
"Well, it's the closest any of you boys are gonna get to pulling this weekend"
"Very funny, but you obviously have too much time on your hands"
"You should have snogged her... although you wouldn't have got very far anyway"

by George&Tony October 16, 2006

Jablinski

(Adj)Something totally absurd.

(Adj)Something that cant be done (or hasn’t been done.
(Verb) Doing something impossible,(having no reason to do it knowing that you’re going to fail).

“Johns going to try to jump over that building”
“That’s total jablinski.”
(Or) “He knows it’s jablinski.”

by ShaydeeYer June 15, 2019

jibba jabbin'

talking to ones self without regard to surrounding people victims.
Mr T. is known for this saying also

i pity the fool that has to stand around jim while he is jibba jabbin'

by gangbangin-slangster August 14, 2009