A rare form of human. This organism has the disease known as achondroplasia (a jaxass is a midget). this creature also has abnormally small breats and is constantly trying to compensate for their small size by comparing them to others. also, the jaxass is known throughout the land of having a voice tone that is more of an annoyance than anything else. the jaxass is also known to be strangely unable to drive on the freeway (it is probably becasue this breed canot see over the steering wheel). beware of the midgety, boobless creature, the jaxass.
Dude #1: hey dude, check out that ugly chick over there!
Dude #2: i know man, but shes not even half as ugly as the jaxass!
Dude #2: i know man, but shes not even half as ugly as the jaxass!
by kzskzs April 14, 2005
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A jambassador is a promoter ("ambassador") for the jam session community ("jam" or "jam session"). Jambassador is also the nickname for the ambassadors for the music jam session platform "jambassador.com". Jambassadors run around and talk about, blog, post and promote the idea of musicians from all over the world peacefully jamming together on that platform.
by cerny5 August 4, 2007
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today i was wakeboarding and a jabasshole not only came too close to the bow, but also was flying at about 60mph. He compeltly distroyed the glass on the lake. Then he stopen right in the middle of the ski line.
by Jason Phurfy January 12, 2009
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Edward: hey bella will you be my jarassic park monkey bike.
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
Bella:ahgg no way you can't ride me bitch get on the floor!
Edward: fine them il just bite you
bella is dead
by Banana n gingie February 19, 2010
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