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Jagoff 

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Stupid respelling/misspelling of jack off.

Noun-A lazy person. Ex-Joe would rather be a jack off and mooch off of his friends and family, than get a job.

Noun 2-Jerk, asshole, creep, loser, etc...
Ex-Alissa was a total jack off after she had a few drinks in her.

Verb-lazing; doing nothing of import. Ex: I opted to jack off, rather than do my laundry on my day off.
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Jagoff by languagefacinatesme222 October 17, 2018
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Jagoff 

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A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.
"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."
Jagoff by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005
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Jagoff 

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A regional, childhood, Hawaiian slang for masturbation.
Whoa brah! What took so long? You was jagging off in da bathroom?
That guy, goin' home aftah school and goin go jagoff I bet.
Jagoff by evilizac January 8, 2010
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Jagoff 

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Northern term meaning fucking asshole.

ie; Deralict, mean, or ugly
I was late for work and got fired. The manager is a serios Jagoff man.

Dude, you look like a Jagoff in nem pantz en at.
Jagoff by Jo Nutz August 20, 2003
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jagoff 

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a song by Zebrahead
"JagOff" is my favorite Zebrahead song, along with "Playmate of the Year", "I'm Money", "Rescue Me", "Subtract You", and "Into You".
jagoff by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008
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JaGoFF 

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Funk band / Equal parts Detroit and Chicago
JaGoFF is the musical intersection of wherever waste dumps & abandoned factories meet the $5 lap dance and HAM radio. It is lo-fi. subversive, sweet soul polluted by lost weekends of sweaty booty, downtempo breakbeats and massive bass. Perversely honest, strangely beautiful and badass funky.
JaGoFF by Mofo Rising September 19, 2008
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