Jagoff

one who performs annoying or irrtating but ultimately benign actions.

He took food from my fridge again: he's such a jagoff!

by Minkus June 25, 2003

Jagoff

John Buccigross

"OK so you're a jagoff. Basically, you're a jagoff."

by Sig40 January 25, 2010

Jagoff

Stupid respelling/misspelling of jack off.

Noun-A lazy person. Ex-Joe would rather be a jack off and mooch off of his friends and family, than get a job.

Noun 2-Jerk, asshole, creep, loser, etc...
Ex-Alissa was a total jack off after she had a few drinks in her.

Verb-lazing; doing nothing of import. Ex: I opted to jack off, rather than do my laundry on my day off.

See 'definitions' of jagoff.

by languagefacinatesme222 October 17, 2018

Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 01, 2005

Jagoff

A regional, childhood, Hawaiian slang for masturbation.

Whoa brah! What took so long? You was jagging off in da bathroom?
That guy, goin' home aftah school and goin go jagoff I bet.

by evilizac January 08, 2010

Jagoff

Northern term meaning fucking asshole.

ie; Deralict, mean, or ugly

I was late for work and got fired. The manager is a serios Jagoff man.

Dude, you look like a Jagoff in nem pantz en at.

by Jo Nutz August 20, 2003

jagoff

a song by Zebrahead

"JagOff" is my favorite Zebrahead song, along with "Playmate of the Year", "I'm Money", "Rescue Me", "Subtract You", and "Into You".

by Karen Stickney October 29, 2006