1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.
"Sally drinks jism."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
"Sally blew the football team and swallowed all of their jism."
"Sally's skin is so young looking, she must be getting a regular dose of jism in her diet."
by Anonymous December 5, 2002
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Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Another name for members of the Cancel Culture mob on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram et al who exist a) to be outraged and b) to make others' lives miserable
Never back down from or apologize to the JISM because the JISM are never satisfied. They only want to crush you
by thurb April 1, 2021
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A loving gesture between two consenting adults.
A loving gesture between two consenting adults.
by flumpf February 16, 2012
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i)She sucked me off like a proper jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
ii) With his deft wrist action he reminded me of the jism monkeys of pre-christian Rome
iii) Your mother eats cum like she were a jism monkey
by Dictionary Boy March 10, 2005
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Michael B is such a jism jockey. Yeah he rode like the entire basketball team when he was drunk and horny. What a total faggot.
by Freshness November 3, 2006
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