jum

Alter-ego of a obsessive friend who can't get over his ex-girlfriend of only two months. Originated from a nickname the former girlfriend gave him based on an email account. User often will refer to this alter-ego in a weird manner.

Jum loves you.
Jum misses you.

by Dustman Baker June 26, 2007

tuddy jum jums

getting pussy, fucking a girl

im tryna get some tuddy jum jums tonight. xan gets no tuddy jum jums

by friz the kid June 30, 2010

Jum

An urban handshake but the two persons don't shake hands,they just touch fist as a way of showing respect.This was originally originated from the island of Saint Lucia.

John meets Max,they jum each other and then starts a conversation or continue walking.

by Pexx December 18, 2012

jum

a terrible practical joke when one ejaculates in anothers orange juice.

That jum was kinda messed up.

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

jum

Swedish for yum. Can be used in everyday situations. Also, to turn any word into swedish, all you need to do is add a J to the front.

Erik: Hey guys, are you coming to de-zine class? I have some shanges to make to my stuff. OH Boy, this pasta-in-a-can is jum!

by jellybelly May 1, 2006

jum

Small amounts of crack. Like...really really small. It's usually extremely cheap.

Tom: What's that white thing under your tongue?
Billy: Nothing just a bag of Jums I'm gonna sell to your crack head uncle later.
Tom: Oh, ok. Yeah, I kinda hate that guy always nodding off at our Thanksgiving dinners.

by Gilligan's Continent December 21, 2017

Jums

Another name for breasts.

That chick has some big ass Jums.

by Shod 357 July 3, 2009