jewhorse

A word that came out of my mouth when I was drunk one night. Used to enhance road rage.

Used to define utter stupidity and retardation.

Brainless acts of human interaction

You're sitting at a stop sign with a soccer mom in front of you. There is PLENTY of time to TURN/GO STRAIGHT, but she continues to wait at the stop sign for a gap of more than 20 car lengths to pull her minivan out into the road.

"GO you jewhorse!!!"

by Jason lilevo August 29, 2005

Jewhorn

The large nose of a person of Jewish decent.

Hey, Kirk sure does have a big Jewhorn. He could smell a coupon from a mile away

by NameThatIsn'tTaken August 5, 2016

jewhorevah

(1)Someone with either multiple religions or who has not decided a religion. (2)A religious whore.

Friend 1: That kid is Catholic and Jehovah's Witness.
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a Jewhorevah!

by woahbitch March 24, 2007

jewhonky

A jewhonky is the type of person that looks like a jew (big nose, jew fro) and is whiter than wonderbread

That jewhonky just tried to sue me.

by The Jewifier July 1, 2007

jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')

I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.

by bigheadborza March 9, 2005

jawhorse

someone who is really annoying, uncool

ya fricken jawhorse

by Brad Scheffler January 2, 2010

jewhovah

A Jehovah who is secretly a jew

Kira claims to be a Jehovah but she's really a jewhovah

by Kira the jehobag March 16, 2016