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Joseph

A lovely, hilarious, good looking guy who is loved by everyone. Is easy to get along with and once you befriend them, you don't want to let them go. Feels like you've known them forever after only a week of knowing them. Most have brown hair and blue eyes. Is very good at art and music and tends to play the tuba. He owns the latest mac and blackberry and is very "hip". Everyone wants to be friends with joe. If your joe's friend count yourself lucky, as he usually creates application forms first.
you would usually meet joseph's on holiday and end up being friends with them for life.
by williamjodie August 22, 2011
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Joseph is the most loyal person you will meet. Dark brown hair/eyes, tall and lean. Goes by JoJo to those closest to him. He doesn't lie, cheat, or steal and he prides himself on that. He was raised very poor which in turn he learned how to appreciate things for what they are. He will always put others before himself because he is a very loving man. "Family first" he's renowned for saying. He doesn't care too much about inanimate objects. If you happen To get the opportunity to be his friend, do it! He is a very good listener. His personality is one of a kind. He has very few friends, but those who are, they are very loyal to him as he is to them. Ladies that know him Would do whatever to have him. The ideal image of a great Husband/Father. A Beast in bed whose skills are unsurpassable. Will be there for you no matter the situation. Dont let his kindness fool you, he's ride or die and NEVER cross him, to do so will prove fatal.
NayNae: OMG WHO IS THAT?!
Random: That there is a legend, his name is Joseph, it's spoken in a hush hush manor. Women are transfixed in fascination when he is around.
NayNae: What? I didn't hear you I was watching him.
Random: It's cool, he has that effect on women
by brobroyoyo May 15, 2014
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A man who is very kind, loving and passionate. A best friend and someone you should keep around for a long time. someone who never lets you down and always makes you smile and laugh.
That Joseph is so passionate about everything he does.
by Smexykisses June 2, 2011
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a real man and usually has a very large penis and is good in bed
wow he was so big, he must be a joseph
by niggintoohard October 16, 2011
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A Greek God of Love and War. Wanted and needed by all, but rejected by many, but always remembered as a GREAT GOD!!! And Guy
During the great war with the son of the Sun, Joseph commanded his troupes to slaughter all the males who defied him and therefore captured all the women. But he was rejected by many of these women but not all. Even those women who rejected him always felt he was a Great man. A God of sorts!
by Pappa-Razi April 15, 2010
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The non-biological father of Jesus Christ. Also the patron saint of carpenters. Usually boys named this are expected to do great things or be involved in huge events.
Joseph married Mary and could make some great chairs!
by Liaceps February 3, 2010
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He is definitely one of a kind. He’s super intelligent and doesn’t mind sharing what he’s learned and He’s super sexy. Pick any topic, he will talk for hours switching from subject to subject telling you the way it works and/or what it means in detail and you’ll absolutely find it adorable. He is a badass super nerd that will make you laugh. He’s a complete gentleman and when he wants something he goes for it. He’s different from every guy you have ever met and that will get your attention. He is patient and kind and a total freak in the sheets. His smile will make you smile, his eyes so blue they shine and his voice will make you melt. He’s the kind of person you only meet once in a life time. He’s a hero in so many ways and he’s the kind of man that deserves every bit of your love and respect. Never do him wrong in anyway because you will regret losing him and he’ll be the one that got away. There is a difference between a boy and a man....Joseph is the very definition of a real man.
The Instructor was teaching the class self defense and Gamora asked who he was and the girl next to her said that’s “Joseph”.
by Gamora February 1, 2019
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