Josiah

That one SUS friend

Josiah: Watch Overflow
Friend: Doesn't know the show but is gonna watch

by Isimpmis February 22, 2022

Joziah

A funny, mean, but really intelligent and bright young man. He is super sexy but a lot of people are afraid to ask him out. He is very nasty & freaky. He has struggles of staying to himself. He sticks up for family and friends. Has no fear of anything. People get his kindness confused as something else. Get you a Joziah, he will make you the happiest!

“Joziah is so cute and funny. He’s been my crush for the longest.”

by Cute Boy Names March 18, 2018

Jariah

1. A Germanic name taken from the Hebrew name Uriah meaning "light of god" in reference to the Arch Angel Uriel. Usually meaning "guardian".

2. A Arabic name meaning "vassal" (as in the feudal system); a person granted the use of land in return for rendering homage, fealty, and usually military service or its equivalent to a lord or other superior; feudal tenant.

3. A stocky dwarf who lives by the sea.

jariah,Jariah,vassal,guardian,light of god

by Scholar-and-Nerd February 2, 2010

Josiah

Josiah is the best guy youll ever meet. He's smart, funny, and adorable. He pretends to be a man of no emotions but deep down he's very feelingsy. He loves to help others but pushes himself too far sometimes. Very loyal to his girl and never makes mistakes twice. Shows his appreciation well and often. Very smart in some areas, but needs a bit of help in others. A great boyfriend, great friend, and all around amazing guy.

Girl 1: Are you dating Josiah?!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's the best.
Girl 1: Wow, I wish I was that lucky!

by Whoopdiedo1015 January 27, 2019

Josiah

The kid you wish you were cause he is a sexy thang and gets all the girls. He is also great at all sports except for soccer and he will steel yo ho any day but he won’t cause he is humble and sticks with his girl. He is better than you and if you wanna be cool be friends with Josiah or change your name to Josiah. He will always be charming and awesome cause he is just to dope. He is the DOPEST DAMN person ever and he knows it he just doesn’t brag about it. He ain’t cocky but he knows he the coolest person in the world. He is also a straight OG SaVaG So overall he is just the most lit, dopest person in the world and he gets all the chicks.

The girl: That Josiah over there is the coolest/hottest guy in the world!

by Isjehdj January 31, 2018

Josiah Hill

A dick who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and stop boasting.

This guy is such a Josiah Hill

by big_ears_dude January 31, 2019

Joziah

Avery young sexy man who kind of resembles Kristopher London. Although he may be a man of few words his rather large penis makes up for it. The ladies cream when they hear the amount of Fortnite dubs he has, so many in fact that I creamed 3 times while writing this.

Fan 1: Hey that's LSK

Fan 2: No way let's get his autograph

Fan 1: Hey Kris! Can I get your auto...
Joziah: Go f**k yourself
*Fan 1 later went on to become Barack Obama*

by MWOODZ October 19, 2018