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Jenifer Syndrome

1) Inability to commit to a love interest for an extended amount of time.
2) A: Extreme laziness characterized by her inability to work or make an effort.
B: Extreme laziness such that social standards are ignored; I.E: Not wearing a bra to school.
3) Selfish attempt at comfort in an overcrowded car by laying across everyones lap.
4) Selfishness in a form of lacking compassion.
5) An overuse of hot sauce. IN EVERYTHING.
1)A: I liked this guy a lot for like two days but now I'm bored of him.
B: I think you have Jenifer Syndrome 1.
2)A: I can't see my floor! I need to clean my room.
B: You, my friend, are suffering from Jenifer syndrome 2.
3)A: We have to fit 8 people in the sedan.
B: I shot Jenifer Syndrome 3.
4)A: I hope my roommates commit suicide so I get straight A's in college.
B: OMG. YOU HAVE JENIFER SYNDROME 4.
5)A: YOUR PHO NOODLES ARE GLOWING RED. WHAT HAPPENED TO IT?
B: Hot sauce. I pulled a Jenifer.
by Jenifer Research Committee December 27, 2008
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Jenifer x Lucas

This Ship will last forever. This couple is a very cute couple. They both love each other no matter what happens in the relationship. Even though Jenifer doesn't show Lucas a lot of love she still loves him a lot. And Lucas he loves Jenifer and never EVER wants to let her go. This couple is one of the best couples in the world. No Matter if something bad happens they go through it together. Lucas Always loves when Jenifer calls him Baby,Babyboy,and babe. The couple is one of the cutest couple ever seen. And when there together everything is possible. Lucas loves the color Dark Blue and Jenifer Loves the color Yellow. And together those colors look amazing together. The Ship Jenifer x Lucas is perfect. And they are meant to be together.đź’–

Lucas if your seeing this I love you and always will.

Made by: Jenifer
by Jenifer.gacha July 15, 2020
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Jenifer Yeo

An amazing girl.She is one of the smartest people you'll ever meet. Smiles all the time whether she is happy or not. Laughs alot. Usually very pretty. Is worth waiting for, fighting for, and most of the time some men dont deserve her. She is very friendly but can be quiet and shy around peole she doesnt know. A very trusworthy person. Keeps her promises and doesnt reveal your secrets. An awesome friend. Loves to party and have fun. Prefers being called beautiful rather than hot or sexy. Loves to cuddle. Would rather you tell her the truth than to lie or keep things from her. Prefers to hear the truth no matter how much it hurts. No matter how hurts she is she always manages to force out a smile. Has a great personality. Very smart but can act like a total air head sometimes. An amazing, beautiful, caring, creative girl. Anyone would kill to have her. She can do anything she sets her mind to, and she's wonderful.
by Highlands November 25, 2021
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jenifer lantosh

So! I’m feeling a jenifer lantosh coming on!
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Dirty jenifer

I was wearing cargo shorts and she gave me a dirty jenifer
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Junifer Morningsnout

The criminally underrated yet justifiably unwanted kid who at this point deserves his own GTA game based off him and his life. he’s kind of a big deal, pretty boy but dangerous nonetheless.

a troublemaking yet innocent E boy, junifer is an internet persona and unknown artist who’s gimmick consists of being unpredictable and causing destruction everywhere he goes as well as doing favors for desperate people in exchange for money/and or sex.

Junifer morningsnout is from England yet sounds Australian and the fact that he can speak many languages is merely one of his many talents. From shooting his gun all over chicago to destroying peoples lives, it seems there’s not likely to be an end to juniors reign but he is known under many other names as well and notable for being honorable on his word if one holds him to it, he’s evil yet he’s good at the same time.

he’s everything yet none of it at the same time, a jack of all trades who’s life motto is a “pursuit of pleasure” need I say more?

Junifer Morningsnout is a child who dares you to attack him as he’s a sadistic predator of pure malevolent masochism and rage.

Junifer Morningsnout © “defined”
Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

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Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

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EXAMPLE:

Guy 1; I hate junifer morningsnout

Girl 1: omg your just jealous lmao

Guy 1: uh no, he’s just a douchebag anyway

Girl 1: idgaf he’s SO HOTT!

Guy 1: ugh

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Junifer Morningsnout doesn’t get caught unless he allows himself to be.

To live like J , one must juniorize like the morning snout, you can’t love Junifer if you don’t love animals

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Missy: junior you can’t leave

Junifer: I’m sorry, love, I must, without me there is no one to control all of wickedness in this world

Missy: ;:(

Junifer: hey, come here girl, *gives missy a necklace*

Missy: what’s this?

Junifer: I’ll be back for it, keep it safe

Missy: *falls head over heels for Junifer Morningsnout*

Junifer Morningsnout is a perfect example

(Of himself )
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Junifer morningsnout

Junior created himself

Junifer IS A DEVIL but whether or not he IS the ACTUAL ONE is open to interpretation. He is as far as you believe that he is. Junior is beneath the low, the underground (meaning that he’s symbolizes the lower nature of man) and most likely considered a legend and the question continues to this day what exactly his connection to Satan is. there’s no true evidence to prove that he IS but also there’s NO PROOF that he IS NOT.

Junifer Morningsnout by nature is aware, logical and ignorant of false morality and human “ethics” and answers to himself as well as being the master of his own destiny so it’s easy to see why he’s satan and many Philosophers argue that there can be “many satans” but the idea of “satan” is mostly ideas and symbolism, but that’s NOT to say that there isn’t one ACTUAL satan so it’s highly possible that junifer morningsnout IS THE FIRST ACTUAL representation of THAT VERY IDEA/symbolism.

Junifer Morningsnout is a force of chaos and philosophical solution created by himself.

And somewhere along the lines he manifested himself into human form, as “chaos incarnate”
Junifer Morningsnout is the master of the unknown.

Girl 1; men are all the same

Girl 2: I know right?

Junifer Morningsnout: well most men aren’t me

Girl 1&2: *speechless* *drools over Junifer**
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