Jasper

a man with the name similar to a ghost's, who has a really big dick

P1: He has a huge dick
P2: that's jasper

Jasper got his shoe tech decked on by Chase

Jasper by ChaseAllenJoe December 10, 2019

jasper

Big buff cheeto puff, antagonist from the cartoon Steven Universe. She is very big and very orange with stripes. She's also really gay.

I'm so gay for Jasper I want her to wreck me.

Old man character on the Simpsons. Grandpa's friend. Has square beard. Has some hilarious lines.

Jasper: Is this seat taken, little girl?
Bart: I'm not a girl! Are you blind?
Jasper: *Pause* Yesss.

jasper by Iowa dogg July 21, 2008

A begger who begs all day for lollies. Do not engage he will beg for nerds, sourstraps and anything edible.

A kid who needs a haircut, has acute social anxiety and despite being very caring and kind comes off a bit to sensitive sometimes

Matthew: Jasper's hair reaches his neck he needs a haircut
Joe: I couldn't agree more

You’re a right jasper