January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 1st

Fuck Your gf/bf as hard and fast as you want

“its january 1st im gonna fuck you so god damn hard today 😉” x

by MitsubishiV8 January 1, 2022

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

January 1st 2022

The day the TikTok servers will be burned down, ending the era of cringe

12 year olds start protesting for the shut down of tiktok after January 1st 2022

by TheBanananana November 7, 2021

January 1st, 2020

Yes, I know, it is New Years, but also Push Someone that has a name starting with a F Into a Freezing Pool. :)

You: Let’s go outside and see fireworks.
Friend with an F: Okay, to the pool
You: Pushes in pool
Friend: ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU CLOD OMG IN SO MAD ERR ITS FREEZING

You: It’s January 1st, 2020... so why not..

Friend:.. What does that have to do?
You: It’s Push your friend that’s name starts with an F into a freezing pool..
Friend: im changing my name

by stevenuniverse621 November 15, 2019

january 1st

simp for an anime character day

"hey, it's january 1st. pick an anime character to simp for."

by killuaswife December 22, 2020

January 1st

The day where New Years Eve comes. The day everyone stayed up on Dec 31, to 12am. Your reading this by “I <3 Me.” But, why New Years Eve on January first?

Your Mom: It’s 12AM!!
You: So?…
Your Mom: NEW YEARS EVE! January 1st *chases you with broom*
You: MOM NOOOO
YOUR MOM: Y/N YESSSSSSSSS
You: *dead*

by I <3 me December 22, 2021