Jakub

The cool kid that can make his contacts land right in the container when sitting up right at the lunch table in study hall, freshman year!

Man, that cool Jakub sure knows what he's doing!

by Missy May 24, 2004

Jakub

If it isnt broken yet, it soon will be.

I had a brand new ps4 until it got the Jakub treatment.

by Jmdvella June 8, 2018

jakub

a very wholesome person, usually wishes everyone a good night and a good night rest, he compliments you by saying you have a nice cock every evening, while having a raging huge horsecock. Most of the time a pro cs:go player with 20 wins a day, has alot of swag and flavour in his dressing style

P1: yo you know jakub?
P2: ye man hes very wholesome what a nice guy

by swagboygangshit September 1, 2020

Jakub

Jakub is a completely positive mental attitude whore. He also very good at science but acts like a 7-year-old. He can be stupid but overall kinda funny. He is a decent friend. he is not good with girls either. He stutters alot

wow, that's such a Jakub!

by kokkuri/DIO December 14, 2019

Jakub

Its a honor to be called jakub. He is the one of a kind slav that you should keep. In his country (MOTHER RUSSIA) he is also known as dimitri. CHEEKI BREEKI YOU CYKA BLYAT(he's good at drinking vodka)

Jakub is the best slav that ever existed

by RUSKI BLYAT December 24, 2018

Jakub

A Jakub (ya-cub) is a person who's parents obviously did not know how to pronounce or spell Jacob. A Jakub is usually from a foreign country such as England, America, Ireland or Wakanda. A Jakub can make a great
friend or terrible friend. Just be careful not to talk about sex around them as they can get carried away. He also likes to play video games. His favourite game is bin weevils but he also really good at clutching games in Club Penguin Island and CSGO

"It's been four hours and Jakub is still talking about sex!"
"DON'T SAY THAT WORD!"

by Typical2.0 October 9, 2018

Jakub

He is guy , that i can fuck everytime i see him, if he pulls moves on me i cant do anything about it. He is just so sexy and hot cant resist him. Every Jakub is same. They all get the fat juicy bitches and MEN. If you are near him just enjoy it you cant run he is sex machine. Dont care about gender

Jakub? ta sexi masina

by pejsek October 3, 2022