jackassery

a large quantity of stupid, asinine behavior; typically referring to a group of people exhibiting poor judgment.

On a rainy morning in San Diego, my friend commented to me, "These people don't know how to drive! There sure is a lot of jackassery going on around here."

by Amaya Becvar August 5, 2006

jackass ridge

The ubiquitous section of the map in video games where snipers hang out, and do nothing but snipe at people.

Bob, quit camping jackass ridge, and come capture a point or something already!

by N0RVY April 10, 2010

jackass

1.another Term of calling someone a Jerk.
a really unpleasenly anoying person

Dominic is a Jackass

by Sean Vernon August 25, 2006

This Just In: You're a Jackass

A smart-ass retaliation to the insult Newsflash: I don't care.

Dude 1: Hey, did you know I just got a raise?
Dude 2: Newsflash: I don't care.
Dude 1: This just in: you're a jackass.

by _allismine_ May 17, 2006

Jackassopithecus

A man that hails from the dark ages. Thinks all women are to be treated as whores and house slaves. Never asks for anyone elses opinion because he has all the right answers. Wears cheap suits and uses sub-par vocabulary. Drives old gas-guzzling cars or big-ass monster trucks. Eats only meat and cheese. Never tips wait staff well. Is the reason why gun control should never be enforced. Avoid at all costs.

Synonyms: Asshole, douchebag, tool, pervert

Girl 1: "Look at that douche wearing the Sears and Roebuck suit. Did he just actually wink at me and make an obscene gesture?"
Girl 2: "Yep, that one is a real Jackassopithecus"

by Brokenheartmender May 11, 2010

jackass

1)n. A type of Donkey
2)n. A stupid or idiotic person
3)n. A show on MTV in which people preform dangeorus stunts that look pretty cool.
4)n. See: Edwin cruz

1. I own some donkeys and some jackasses.
2. Stop being a jackass, Kayla!
3. I'm going to watch Jackass.
4. Go away and get a life, jackass!

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

Jackassing

the act of being stupid, immature, a dick, or a jackass.

1. hey man, stop jackassing and get your ass over here!

2. Mike: Paul is being such a jackass today.
Phil: Yea, somebody should tell him to stop jackassing around.

by mexicano9191 April 6, 2009