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K.F.J.T.W.

Kill Fu*ckin Jesus, Twat Waffle. An expression used when dealing with overzealous religious people.
Did you see those protesters from Westboro Babtist Chruch?

Yeah. K.F.J.T.W.
by HandsomeDan8282 May 20, 2013
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I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do
Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?
by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020
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A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.

stands for are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders
Scaramouche: are you deaf or just stupid when did i give you the right to issue your own orders

Fatui: shut the fuck up he just said A.Y.D.O.J.S.W.D.I.G.Y.T.R.T.I.Y.O.O.
by xoxkers February 13, 2022
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W.W.J.T

Stands for WHAT WOULD JESUS TEXT? A phrase similar to WWJD but, when in a tough 'texting' situation it would be best to think W.W.J.T.
Guy #1: Omg man check out this picture my girl just sent me! Im gonna go send her one back!

Guy #2: No man think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: WTF does that mean?

Guy #2: What Would Jesus Text bro?!

Guy #1: You know what man.. Your right.. I wont send one back.
by The KARV June 3, 2010
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1. I Hate it when people put their names in UD just to make themselves look cool.

2.Turrets
3.Retarded,Retards,Rtard
4.Idiots
5.Spam
6.No life
7.Teens
"OMFG I.H.I.W.P.P.T.N.I.UD.J.T.M.T.L.C" ;)
by CrunkMonk3y January 1, 2012
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N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day

National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day
Throw anyone named Joshua into the worst canal you know on February 5th!!
Oh its "N.T.J.I.T.A.R.T.W.D.C.A.S.I.H.G.S.A.H Day" National Throw Joshua In The Aids Riddled Toxic Waste Dump Of A Canal And See If He Gets Superpowers And Hepatitus Day!!!"
Joshua: Drowning
by DoomsdayDJ February 4, 2024
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I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S.

If I Die Before I Wake Just Know That I'm Sorry
My Life's been sh*t lately, I've hurt so many people, I.I.D.B.I.W.J.K.T.I.S..
by TGWWHWDBEHHNMHHHT March 6, 2021
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