iWanker

Noun.
person who incessantly plays with their iPhone/iPod, talks about it constantly and takes their obsession far past annoying.

"iPhones are like penises: they're fun to play with when you're in private, but it's rude to pull 'em out at the dinner table" Tom Gleeson, Good News Week

"My boss is such an iWanker: she just can't stop fiddling with it!"

by Sensei Thomisan October 3, 2009

iskandurricane

This is another term for hurricane iskander. Many people fear the iskandurricane as it is the most powerful hurricane in the world.

"RUN! THE iskandurricane IS COMING!"
"WE MUST HIDE BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!"

by TheInternetIdiot August 1, 2022

Iwan

This person has a big D and eats booty like chicken

"Hey my name is jan" fuck off you are not a iwan.

by Lizz_x February 25, 2017

Iskander

big penis demolishes Armand’s. Chad big cock energy destroys Turkish pussy. Very cool and nice guy.

That dude Armand got Iskander.

by Inbredballer August 18, 2021

Iskander

Iskander is an Arabic name for boys. It is the Arabic version of the English name Alexander, which means “defender of the people”(warrior). Girls are lucky if her bf name's this.

Man, General John is a real Iskander

by redneck29 January 13, 2019

iwannapeelolz

a swaggy insgram meme page <3

“@iwannapeelolz is my favourite meme account”
“omg same bestie absbxbzbzbs”

by fr0ggy.sw4g June 30, 2021

Calamari Inkantation

Basically a electronic remix of an old squid country folk song by the Squid Sisters. It's also a fucking bop and I can never get tired of listening to it everytime; can also cure any form of octarian hypnosis and will make you want to live in Inkopolis and not work for DJ Octavio anymore.

Ya weni marei mirekyarahire
Juri yu mirekerason

Kire hyari yoriherahe nyurahera
Nunnyura unera yurawera nyimerani

- The first verse of Calamari Inkantation

by jelo_twt December 6, 2021