Bald

bald
Andrew Higgins is bald
by Chief bald May 30, 2018
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bald

without hair or other covering material, smooth to the penile touch.
the only reason that chap william had nella was so he had a new bald head to rub
by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003
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Bald

The aftermath of being roasted, burned, or scalpt.
"After she scalpt me in the roast session I was bald."
by River Bend September 23, 2016
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Bald

A new word that is starting to circle the Bay area as a substitute for "tight".
"I fucked a model last night,"

"Really? That's fuckin bald."
by David from the bay August 20, 2008
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bald

A guy with a receding hairline. Truly laughable yet sad at the same time.
I wonder how you felt when you first knew you were going bald.
by cldc February 13, 2008
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bald

A poor guy who's losing his hair. Bald men are known to be the last chosen when it comes to being desirable. Especially if they are losing their hair naturally. Women tend to look down on them like they have something wrong with them. Bald isn't sexy.
What a pity, he's bald.
by Scbk December 9, 2007
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bald

Persons particulary men who have bald heads but may or not be smart and may or may not be dangerous to the general public.
hey look its a bald man. I believe he is full of tircks he might be smart or he could have a gun he could have a shiny head
by redwhale1387 April 17, 2011
mugGet the baldmug.

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