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Islamikaze

-coined by Professor Raphael Israeli in 1997.

-suicide bombers in the name of Allah.

-suicide goes against basic Islamic principles, based on the earlier writings of Muhammed; yet more modern fundamentalist Muslims (Wahhabis, etc...) would describe suicide bombing as martyrdom, thus granting said bomber 72 virgins in paradise.

-it is unclear whether this is one 72 year old virgin, or 72 one year old virgins.

- in Islam, those who commit suicide are condemned to repeat the actions of their suicide for all eternity in hell. Islamikazes take a big gamble, paradise or exploding for the rest of forever, but hey, it happens.
9/11 was some hardcore Islamikaze action
by XylophoniX June 10, 2007
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Islamic extremist

A person who fucks goats professionally.
Toe: You hear the winner of the goat fucking tournament?

Gihj: yeah, I heard he's an Islamic extremist.
by Poor Mexican May 16, 2018
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Islamagood

Islamabad (Pakistan capital city) is not bad its good.
Dude 1: Islamabad!
Dude 2: No! Islamagood!
by -Sha-bean-fal February 26, 2018
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islamic Haircut

Humorous euphemism used to explain the (how shall we say this nicely...) ritualistic non-surgical dislocation of the head from the torso. It's becoming a useful term when attempting to relate to the antics of certain deranged individuals in the mideast who are mired in 9th century mentality.
(person 1)"Did you hear about those hostages in Iraq? Can you believe they..."

(person 2 interrupts) "..yeah I heard... they got the islamic Haircut."

(person 1 shaking head in disbelief)"I thought that was the great peaceful religion...."
by Frank Klaune July 8, 2006
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islamaphobe

Islamaphobe (is-slahm-o-fohb) a non-Muslim who knows more than they should about Islam.
Guy 1: dude are you an islamaphobe or something?
Guy 2: yeah man it's all a conspiracy.
by Coolguymeme May 13, 2016
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islamic hot lunch

The act of wrapping ones face in plastic wrap, thus giving them the look of a Burka covered Islamic woman, then having another person take a shit on the plastic wrapped face.
"dude, I heard Nicole is a freak!"
"why is that?"
"she made Tom give her an Islamic Hot Lunch!"
by slim jim shady November 21, 2011
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islamisham

A town near to Chesham (banglachesh) in buckinghamshire england, some people decided to name it so after a kebab shop opened there.
"'Ite bruv, up for going islamisham later for a kebab and to pick up some chicks?"
"Yeah mate safe as 'ouses"
by C----- October 24, 2007
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