ISA 

Contraction of "inshallah" or "insha Allah", literally "if God wills" or "God willing." A phrase Muslims are supposed to use whenever expressing an intention or prediction of the future, as a reminder that God is all-powerful and all human intentions are subject to His will. In practice, though, this pious thought is often used to evade personal responsibility, and when indicating an intention in conversation the actual meaning can vary all the way from "only an act of God will stop me" to "I actually have no intention of helping you/keeping this appointment/etc. and will have a stock excuse prepared if you call me on my flaking out."

"I'll be totally screwed if my computer's not working on Monday. Are you sure you can fix it by then?"

"ISA."

(privately) "Oh fuck."

ISA by Lawrence of Brooklyn April 12, 2011

Isa 

Isa is a likeable boy that has a good sense of humour. If your a boy you have a pretty good chance of being a friend with a Isa. Isa normally doesn’t hang around with girls and mostly makes edgy jokes with boys. He is good at sports and does pretty good academically. If you find a Isa, try to be friends with him. Isa doesn’t tend to have many friends for reasons. Many people don’t enjoy him because he talks allot. If you are friends with a Isa, you are lucky

Person 1: Who’s that.
Person 2: Ohh that’s a Isa he’s loud and funny.

Isa by Marî78 June 22, 2021

isa 

youll meet millions of them but youll always find that one special one that youll remember for the rest of your life

isa: joe momma
me: ur such an isa

isa by lil sleep September 9, 2021

Isa 

Isa... wow she's amaizing, she is the most beautiful girl in the world, she is smart , kind, nice, even though she can be really mean bun only when she needs to. She is that kind of independent girl that dosen't need to much help beacuse she can handle so much things and she get through everything. Well sometimes she just needs a little support. Isa can be so insecure about herself sometimes, mostly about her nose and you should tell her that she is perfect in every way beacuse she is. Her eyes are literally amazing! You can look deep into them and get lost. You would be so lucky to have her as a friend beacuse she is supportive, when you need to talk to someone she is the one you need to talk beacuse she will stay and listen to you and after you finish she will always give you a good advice! When you have Isa as a friend, she could get mad from little things but the only thing you have to do if you want her to forgive you.. is to talk to her with lovely words that are from your heart and she will be happy. If you have Isa as a partner.. it's amazing.. she will get mad from dumb and little thing but the only thing she want you to do after she says ,,Bye" is to send her a big message that makes her feel loved and happy. Isa is amazing! She is still a psychopath when she is angry:)

Bailey: Oh look.. it's Isa.. ew
Hailey: What is wrong with her? She is the best girl ever!
Bailey: She is so mean! I hate her!
Hailey: You must have did something wrong :)
Bailey: What?!
Hailey: Gosh I love her.

Isa by always unknown. August 7, 2022

Isa 

The muslim name for the Prophet Jesus

Isa ibn Maryam is a Prophet of God

Isa by Dawah101 January 9, 2021

ISA 

Also known as an Improvised Sexual Attempt. When a man or woman attempts to perform a sexual act to someone when they have no fucking clue what they're doing.

Man, Sandy gave me the worst blowjob ever. She definitely pulled an ISA.

ISA by Jonesy24 May 18, 2014

Isa 

A dumb cunt that steals iPads and gives them back. He is also known for stabbing Dharam in the ass and fainting afterwards. Also owns an iPhone 7 but can’t bring it into school. He splashed down all the ops on the roads and eats pure shit every lesson.

Isa is a mega nitty.

Isa by IsaPN1 October 20, 2019