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Gamer's Insomnia

n. The common illness amoung gamers when a temporary psychological addiction to a video game causes lack of sleep for anywhere between 24-48 hours. Most commonly found in WoW players as a chronic disease.
Justin: Hey Waylon, how's that new game treating you?
Waylon: -Drools.-
Justin: Damn dude, it looks like you have a bad case of Gamer's Insomnia.
by Verroxi February 13, 2010
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Self Inflicted Insomnia

Also know as SII. Self Inflicted Insomnia is a basic lack of sleep caused by your own boredom and lack of interest in sleep. People with Self Inflicted Insomnia could sleep if they so desired, but they don't care to, so they stay up as long as possible, sometimes for days.

A person with SII doesn't necessarily need a reason to stay up. Usually people with this disorder spend their time on the internet, even if there is nothing to do. They'd rather stare at a wall than close their eyes.
Person 1: I never see you log off, do you ever sleep?
Person 2: No, I have Self Inflicted Insomnia.

Person 1: So you can't sleep? That sucks.
Person 2: I just don't want to, plus my cat is making cute faces at me.
by iproxii June 24, 2011
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Insomnia

The biggest whore in the universe to humans. Takes up all your time and effort just to fuck with your head and then leaves you depraved and indifferent to reality for a long, long time. Can be induced through psychosis, mania, chemical imbalance, drugs such as Cocaine, LSD, Mescaline, Nicotine, caffeine (even though you need a metric fuck ton of it to do so) and Pharmaceuticals (only if you get the rebound effect, which is shitty as fuckkk!)
Insomnia, you cunt, go fucking choke on a sperm sandwich and die!
by T.S. Scriber January 4, 2013
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inzombia

/inˈzämbēə/ (noun)

When lack of sleep turns a person into a zombie.
"Don't shoot! I think he is infected with inzombia and the only cure is some fucking sleep, not a bullet to the head, you fool!"
by killustrator February 7, 2013
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insomnia

The worst thing...ever.
I've had it my whole life.
It's where you try to sleep but it just won't happen.
You try counting backward you try EVERYTYING..
You just don't sleep.
Hence, me sitting here at 2:00 am when I have to wake up in 4 hours.
Elise:Hey Lauren, how was your night?
Lauren:It sucked..I have insomnia so I couldn't sleep
Elise:haha sucks for you
Lauren:*Punches elise in the face*
by kill_me_already April 13, 2008
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insomniac kidz

a bunch of kids who get on tiny chat because they can't sleep.
Anderson: Why are you guys always up. Don't you ever sleep?
Gee: We're insomniac kidz.
by sukilover June 29, 2011
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railspike insomnia

The condition where you can't sleep due to a boner.
Due to Chris's flirting, Elliot had a severe case of railspike insomnia that prevented him from sleeping at all that night.
by Saint Elliot July 8, 2010
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