Invisibrass

When field promoted to a higher rank causing an inflated ego and a sassy attitude.

Damn man. Lil worm is really aggravating when he’s wearing that invisibrass.

by FD-User November 25, 2018

Invisible Children

a shady, legitimate-looking scam that uses horrific events in africa to raise money for their own selfish interests. The fact that kony has been in hiding for 6 years, that the LRA currently numbers only a few hundred people, and the fact that only 32% of their funding actually goes to direct aid all points to some form of selfish use of the human emotions for personal gain. Even then, that direct aid involves funding rival militias and government armies all guilty of numerous human rights violations. There is already a manhunt for kony, your money is doing nothing to further that cause.

Teenager-omg kony 2012 i'm changing the world

wise one- bitch can it, Invisible children is just a scam designed to guilt-trip people out of their money using the plight of the victims of a now retired brutal warlord.

by anti-scampaigner June 20, 2012

femme invisibility

When a lesbian dresses in a traditionally feminine way, many people may assume that she is straight. She may also be told that she is "too pretty to be gay". As a result, she may become invisible to other lesbians because she does not fit the stereotypical "butch" role and/or does not date "butch" women.

What I suffer from on a daily basis.

1: So do you have a boyfriend?

2: No, I'm a lesbian

1: Wow! I would have never guessed!

2: I know, I suffer from femme invisibility

by LipstickHoney November 14, 2012

Invisible Lat Syndrome

The awkward stance that some males take in order to swell their chest in a ridiculous attempt at make non existing muscle seem present. Generally, the arms are lifted away from the body as if huge lat muscles were pushing them away. The author thinks that looking wide is the same as being wide and believes women will not see the difference.

Dave: Look at that skinny dude over there, he has no muscles but he is swelling himself up like a peacock!

Steve: Yeah he's got invisible lat syndrome, or ILS, common among douchbags who are too lazy to workout for their muscles!

by Lethal Interjection March 30, 2009

Invisible Rope

When one person stands on each side of the street, and when a car comes by, they act as if playing tug of war across the street. I garuntee drivers will stop, thinking that something is there.

Fuck playing in traffic! Lets stop the cars by playin with our invisible rope.

by Yo_Mommmmma January 6, 2009

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

invisiskeet

The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.

I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.

by Ifelta Thigh December 7, 2006