1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.
by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021
Get the fuck inventorymug. When you're jealous of someone's wealth and keep a mental list of all of their expensive belongings.
Girl: I can't believe her. She has an iPhone 4, a 70" plasma TV, a $400 pair of shoes... Guy: Sounds like you're keeping inventory.
by Majic-Man June 4, 2011
Get the Keeping Inventorymug. A set of one’s web assets, created with the intention of facilitating the transference of online assets and value upon ones death.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
Get the Web Inventorymug. A "bean-counting" assessment dat King George likely performed during da 1770's to determine how many Loyalists he had among his subjects.
Since da colonists were joining da Patriots in droves, just a single invenTORY check might not have yielded reliable results over da long term --- multiple sessions of said numbers-crunching might have been necessary to truly find out how many of da subjects still supported Da Crown.
by QuacksO November 15, 2024
Get the invenTORY checkmug. A method in which the state makes a person take inventory of their personal property and use it to keep him or her in check.
by Genomic Madness March 29, 2019
Get the property inventorymug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Inventory Addicts Versus Trajectory Addicts<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Rizz85 November 25, 2015
Get the Inventorymug.