who invented breathing

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

The insult given to the gathered members of the London Assembly by London Mayor, Boris Johnson

B. Johnson: "Are you saying they're abdicating their duty to scrutinize me?"
"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
"Great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies!"

by Striatedbrah August 16, 2013

emotionally invested

Caring for someone to the point of vulnerability knowingly your going to get hurt at some point by them yet still taking the chance to be connected and is something we should not jump into or let it happen lightly. Not necessarily a romantic sexual feeling

I care very deeply for you and believe we'll always be Emotionally connected.
I feel emotionally invested in your life

by Realthoughts January 12, 2017

Sad App Inventor

In the MIT app inventor competition students used scratch coding with expensive code while loosing to a rando with

cheaper code. Causing these app inventors to be sad.

*Snapchat story* "Missing, drunk, awake at 4 A.M. (Sad App Inventor)."

by sadappinventor September 30, 2021

Invert

A polite term used in the 1950s and early 1960s to describe a male who is sexually attracted to his fellow men. It is a term that is rarely used today.

‘Lionel’s a fantastic hairdresser - he’s just a bit of an invert, that’s all! ‘

by Colonel Barnaby January 18, 2023

inverted devil's horns

Using the inverted or upside down devil's horns has 2 meanings. Most often seen at Goth and Industrial shows or in Gothic night clubs, it is used as it resembles Vampire fangs and to say "metal sucks". Both relaying to those around you that you simultaneously support the Goth scene (though most Goths detest the Vampire scene, the gesture is used tongue in cheek) and condemn the metal scene, or those who confuse the two. It began as a backlash against new comers to the Goth scene (or neos) who don't understand that Goth exists not as a compliment to the metal scene, but as it's antithesis.

Wow, man. That scary guy looked at my Manson shirt and gave me the inverted devil's horns like he was irritated. I don't get it.

by MkMrcr March 15, 2010

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023