Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016

Anal Intruder

Someone who rapes someone up the anus.

Friend 1: "Damn someone gave me a roofie last night and now my ass hurts."

Friend 2: " The dude must have been an anal intruder."

Friend 1: Shit!

by nikownsallunubs November 23, 2009

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2006

Intruder

Rape

I am the Intruder!

by Taco Sloth December 31, 2017

Pocket intruder

A person whom, without permission, sticks any part of their body in any of your pockets. (A parody of the popular bed intruder)

He's searching through yo pockets, snatching yo monies up. tryin steal so yall need to hide yo cards hie yo bills and hide yo change cause he's stealing everything in there. So he's a pocket intruder.

by beefstew429 December 15, 2010

anal snake intruder

Shoving a snake half way in your anus against it's will, then using the remaining half to slap your partners face usually slinging poop all over.

So, my wife wanted to spice things up for my birthday so she asked if we could do the anal snake intruder.

by RottenTwinkies666 July 1, 2016