intensicles

adj. 1:Used to describe something: an event, problem, situation, etc. that is as big as the speaker's balls.

2: Anything that bears intense properties.

3: An intense event or object that smells like sperm.

Surfer Dude A: Yo that wave was like 20 feet tall!

Surfer Dude B: Yeah totally intensicles!

Sufer Dude A: Righteous... I do smell that.

by Frank the Giraffe February 15, 2010

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intesticals

Intesticals is a combination of the words testicles and intestines meaning the digestive track and all organs associated with it.

Yesterday evening I ate something bad so now my intesticals are hurting.

by Ionafanboy July 16, 2019

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incesticles

when you smash your testicles into your little sisters face while tryin tto fuk her

my little sister ate my food so i gave her my incesticles

by incest man September 12, 2017

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intesticle distress

A generalized pain "down there" that a horny guy feels when in the company of one or more attractive females whom he'd like to be intimate with.

There is no known treatment/cure for intesticle distress, although the sharp aching and other more severe symptoms can often be dulled somewhat by totally "relieving the pressure" --- either by having a long period of hot 'n' heavy intercourse with someone or by simply "spanking the monkey" till you're completely "drained" --- right beforehand, so that your guy-junk will be totally weak and exhausted for a while, and so even a strong emotional desire for female flesh will not spur much if any embarrassing/awkward physical reaction between your legs while any of the desirable gals in question are in close proximity with you.

by QuacksO April 23, 2018

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