Instalock

The means through which players of the videogame Valorant obtain their preferred agent without consulting their team mates or even taking notice of their utterances.

Average player hovering jett: ....
Instalock: instalocks jett
Average player hovering jett: bro I was hovering? Didn't you see?
Instalock: fuck you

by cringelordgamer:6969 December 13, 2021

Install Party

An attempted LAN party with such poor planning that no one has any games installed, or the players do not have the same games installed. The players will typically pick a game or two and then pass around the disks or download it. Since there are generally 4 or more people trying to do this simultaneously, this takes the entire night and no games are played

"Want to have a LAN party?"
"What game do you want to play?"
"I don't know. We'll figure it out when we all get there."
"Sounds like an install party to me."

by Solid Penguin May 1, 2010

instalove

when someone who just meets you thinks that you are their soul mate and they want to spend the rest of their lives with you and have kids with you. usually you dont feel that same about them.

after your first date with someone they are already talking about marriage. thats how you know they instalove you.

by babymomma1 April 24, 2011

installationship

The intense relationship one has when an app is first installed.

Mitch: Jim! I just downloaded this app! It's so good, I can't stop playing it in class.

Jim: cool story

*later*

Jim: Mitch, stop playing that game it sucks

Mitch: I think it's an installationship

by JJLyon September 7, 2013

zero-install

A term used to describe any Windows PC program that doesn't require any kind of installation to be accessed, other than having to copy and paste the contents of the program's disc to your hard drive.

Because this game is a zero-install, I only have to transfer it to my hard drive and run the executable to play it.

This new program I bought functions as a zero-install, making it run on multiple systems at once.

by Diamondback26 February 13, 2010

installment

part of a series (of payments, books, articles etc.)

"When's the next installment of Harry Potter due to come out?"

by Kitty August 10, 2004

spousal install

When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.

Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."

by Geoff Lilley March 17, 2011