instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

instant get

An expression to show how much you would like to get something.

Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!

by sjkn January 2, 2010

instant replay chick

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.

by DaJameson January 16, 2011

instantanus

When someone farts and you smell it right away.

For example " Damn Ricardo that fart was loud...yeah and I smelled it instantanusly.

by Seabag November 6, 2014

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma

some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*

by imFal June 9, 2021

Instant Classic

When a brand new tune blows everyone's mind because you just know it is going to be the greatest thing since sliced bread.

Dude, did you listen to Kendrick Lamar's Blacker the Berry?
Yeah man. That is what I call an instant classic.

by honktonky April 22, 2016

Intangibles

A cliche used by sports media to describe aspects of a player's game or personality which cannot be tracked by statistics.

This usually refers to leadership qualities or enthusiasm for the game.

Shane Battier is a true leader who brings intangibles to the table.

Colton Smith has insane upside as well as great intangibles.

While it's true that he puts up stats, he just doesn't have any intangibles.

by Digitech January 4, 2011