Dirty Inning

When your partner sticks a finger in your dirty ass that you haven't washed in days.

Chris: dude, we're banging like rabbits and out of nowhere she comes at me like bases loaded, 3 &2, pulls the pitcher jams her finger in my ass and gives me a dirty inning.

John: HaHa, at least I got a clean inning from Jen after I showered the other day.

by TheC.E.O. November 2, 2016

Cougarhawk Inning

When your softball team gives up atleast 7 runs in 1 inning and your team isn't capable of coming out of the slump.

Away Team: Holy Crap we just loaded the bases and scored 6 runs and we have only 1 out and our batter has a 3-0 count.

Home Team: Looks like we are having a Cougarhawk Inning......

by Nine-Pins July 4, 2010

Seventh-inning wretch

A tactical vomit effected in order to continue a night out.

The seventh-inning wretch normally occurs between 11pm and 1am, when partygoers who mixed whiskey and beer or rum and wine at the pregame dash to the restroom to pitch forward and re-serve their dinner plate. The seventh-inning wretch is normally a solitary event but can also be a team effort.

When everyone decided spontaneously to go to a club after Neil’s pregame and the bar next door, I dashed to the facilities for a seventh-inning wretch so the bouncers wouldn’t see how plastered I was.

by daltonjfk November 4, 2019

7th Inning Stretch

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.

Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!

by Rajendrankumaraswamy June 12, 2023

7th inning stretch

A momentary break in a marathon sex session.

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch

by Sir Osiss of Liver March 8, 2024