Iker

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. He tends to be very active and into sports. Usually a shy guy. But under all that shyness, he's got an amazing personality, don’t let his shyness ignore the fact that he has a HUGE DICK, and he can clearly satisfy your women better than you are.

“Hear he has a big dick...”
OMG he’s such an iker

by hexagon pentagonous March 4, 2019

Infernape

The best fucking Pokemon around, he is a monkey on fucking fire. How sick is that. Like bro, he is literally an inferno-ape.

Person 1: "Dude look at this Infernape"
Person 2: "That's a fuckin monkey on fire"
Person 1: "You fuckin know it"

by Reesewizard March 18, 2017

Desk Inferiority Complex

Desk Inferiority Complex is related to office envy and desk envy. A patient who suffers from desk inferiority complex will be working in a company where the desks are so small he or she believes they can't work properly and will need a larger desk. The disease manifests itself only after the patient has noticed that other companies have larger, strikingly bigger, massive, gleaming desks with satisfied looking workers sitting behind. According to Adler, all office workers experience feelings of desk inferiority as children having seen their father's big desks and spend the rest of their lives trying to compensate for those feelings.

John's desk inferiority complex has become so bad that he is now trying to use two desks with the pedestal between his legs.

by WorkVitamins March 13, 2008

Infernal Adolescence

A stage of life that one reaches upon realizing that he/she has already done enough bad things to guarantee going to hell - so why bother being good now?

It was apparent that he had entered his infernal adolescence by the way he made fun of the handicapped people.

by John W. Oates December 12, 2003

Infernal Death

Infernal Death is the type of shit you take where when you sit down on the toilet your ass hole explodes and you spray liquid shit all over the bowl. These shits generally last for about 15 to 25 minutes and the whole time you experience a stabbing pain in your stomach. After you have dropped this devastating shit, you will have a sudden appreciation for life.

Guy 1: "Man I'm feeling a liquid shit brewing."
Guy 2: "Yeah man, are you gonna go home and have a firey, infernal death?"
Guy 1: "Yeah probably, I'll send you a snap."
Guy 2: "Fuck that

by RorySmith513 July 29, 2020

infernal lust

A retarded way to portray how much you like or are attracted to a girl.

“Damn Chris, look at her that’s Yuan Herong she’s a Chinese doctor with insane thighs”

“Ahh infernal lust”

by Blade. July 26, 2021

Iker Casillas

one and only Iker Casillas, the Greatest goalkeeper who ever lived. a legend. apart from his football. he is most modest and humble with people. very gentle and social. a family man, curteous, will talk to you for hours about nothing and keeps you entertained. very caring and likes to please others. he is spanish by every mean and therefore ladies should stay away unless they know how to handle a don juan de marco. his charm is irresistible and will hypnotiz you with his percing eyes and gentle touch. he is also a hardcore romantic therefore he knows every way to allure a woman and make her fall head-over heel for him. one of the coolest things about him is that when he walks into a room he'll get all the attention and respect. and why not he is close to perfect :)

Person 1: I met this guy today i am amazed by him. i never been treated so right. he is the greatest guy i ever met.

Person 2: you met Iker Casillas! ahh lucky you!

person 1: yes God must love me :)

by imjustsayingthetruth September 23, 2011