Infant Penis Syndrome

Infant Penis Syndrome, also known as Luke Brown Syndrome, is when your penis remains the size of an infants for your entire life, leaving you with getting zero play.

Damnnn, Luke Brown told me he had infant penis syndrome last week.

Infant Penis Syndrome by LukeBrownHasASmallPenis April 25, 2023

Infant Chunk 

(in-fuh-nt chuhngk)

1. a thick mass of a person who is relatively worthless, therefore similar to a child in their early stages of development
2. a piece of an infant which tends to fly off when it is kicked

1. Don't worry about it, They're all infant chunks.
2. She makes me so mad I want to kick infants and make her dodge the infant chunks

Infant Chunk by inut95 December 7, 2010

infant uppercut 

in·fant up·per·cut
ˈinfənt əpərˌkət'
noun
noun: infant uppercut; plural noun: infant uppercuts;

1.
hit with the infant uppercut.

verb
past tense: infant uppercutted;

3rd person present: infant upper-cuts; past tense:infant upper-cutted;

2.
having used the babys arm to completely and thoroughly, destroy the pussy to her utter satisfaction.

Sally: Hey girlfriend haven't heard from you in a few days...
Lisa: Oh girl!

I'm just now walking straight!!

That Baby's Arm of his is no joke!
Sally: Oh Yeah!

I see Nate hit you with his

"Infant Uppercut"
Lisa: You'll have to help me tag-team it!
Sally: Anytime!!

infant uppercut by Wreckabot September 27, 2018

Infant Sorrow 

Infant Sorrow is a fictional band created by Russel Brand, or Aldous Snow in the band, for the Movie "Forgetting Sarah Marshal." Also used in "Get Him to the Greek." It uses funny lyrics like "When life slips you a Jeffery, Stroke furry wall" referring to Get Him to the Greek when the main character has smoked a Jeffery and is think he has a heart attack and is told to stroke a furry wall to calm him down, which does not help.

Dude 1: Bro, you see Get Him to the Greek?!

Dude 2: Yeah dude! Awesome movie.

Dude 1: Infant Sorrow is the funniest man ever!

Dude 2: You mean Russel Brand right?

Dude 1: Yeah!

Infant Sorrow by Infiltrate Dat Ass! July 1, 2010

Infant Killer 

A term used describing a person, generally a male who makes a habit of going after younger girls, especially in his teenage years
Of Caribbean and West Indian Influence, originating specifically from the Cayman Islands

"Ricky you need to stop dating 14 year old girls you are a real infant killer"

"I would date her but I don't want to be an infant killer"

Infant Killer by KYSeaman345 April 19, 2018

Infant Annihilator

A boy band for kids and teens with wholesome lyrics, melodic autotune vocals and catchy pop tunes. Their videos consist of playing in the forest and running at the beach. The band members are friends and very confortable with each other which is a good message for kids. Recommended for all the Beliebers and One Direction fans seeking for new idols to fall in love with. ❤️

«My daughter LOVES Infant Annihilator! She squeals with joy whenever she hears them on the radio! »

Infant Annihilator by Individual of Truth October 19, 2019

Infant Bear 

AKA Young Cub, a teenage member of the bear community. Usually is just beginning to grow his "fur."

I'm 15 so I'm only an infant bear.

Infant Bear by Skyler13 July 6, 2008